Matt has written 5 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • The Old Guard

    The Old Guard

    ★½

    Bro those needle drops are fuckin terrible

  • Scoob!

    Scoob!

    ★½

    It was kinda cute I guess. Not anything too special, but I didn’t feel like I wasted my time. I wanted marky marky to channel more marky marky doe

  • Clue

    Clue

    ★½

    Not very good until Tim Curry started running around like a maniac recapping the movie

  • Ma

    Ma

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    There is a scene in this movie where Oscar winning actress Octavia Spencer swerves her car and runs over a woman, then cranks her radio and Earth Wind and Fire’s September plays. 

    What an experience 


    Objective score 1.5 
    Enjoyment score 3.5

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★½

    An absolute mess 

    It reminded me of that episode of Drake and Josh when they were working at the sushi packing place and then starting throwing sushi at the ceiling to make it like they packed it 



    That was JK Rowling writing this. She was throwing all her sushi at the celing seeing if it would stick 


    I absolutely hated it 

    Don't see it