The Rise and Fall of Postwar America: 1945-73, 1973-2016 double feature of this and that presidential debate where Trump talked about his penis
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Halloween Kills 2021
Local town where Ghoul visits to commit unspeakable murders every few years on Halloween SHOCKED to find Ghoul visiting to commit unspeakable murders on Halloween
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The Northman 2022
The libs were right about this movie: it’s a white supremacist film about the superiority of European culture made up of white people running around pretending to be dogs and eating ears for dinner while the Islamic world was inventing math
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The Best Years of Our Lives 1946
171 minutes of the most profound feeling ever put to film. I have never seen an American film of the 1940s express this much terror over the realization that everyone has just woken up into a new world (the son asking his father about the atom bomb, recounting that his teacher had told him that "we had all better start learning how to live together soon, or else..."!!!!!). It feels as if this emerged in the brief period where aesthetic…
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Metal Lords 2022
cute silly shit that i'd totally show my 11 year old kid if i ever have one.
also i almost moved into this apartment once when I lived in portland lol
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Return of the Jedi 1983
Still horrified by the special edition fuckery here but my god, it's so true that Machete order *specifically* most benefits the experience of this movie. That said though what's actually operative here is that because of the lore and expanded universe stuff, we all have to find some counter-narrative to provide us the same emotional closure that the actual first-time theater goers experienced seeing this in 1983 with only two previous movies. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 2005
The stuff with Grievous and the sequences on Utapau are quite possibly even worse than Episode Two, but as soon as the coup happens I couldn't help but feel....oh god I'm becoming a lib...that this is exactly what it feels like now.
Machete order 4.
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 2002
COMPLETELY insane going from the end of Empire, inarguably 50 minutes of the most thrilling American cinema ever produced, to THIS in the Machete order lol
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