This thing is a big bookend to an era of my life and it made me feel that in a big way — that’s all I’ll say for now. I’m an easy mark, and I like that more and more and more.
Ed Warren saves a little girl from a tree impaling and the damnation of her mortal soul only AFTER fixing all the plumbing in her house and singing a perfect Elvis cover. Truly the only entertaining thing about this movie is how unbelievably saintly and perfect they make two people who we’re just absolute bullshit artists. Five stars!