Guns Akimbo

Why did I watch Guns Akimbo?

What is Guns Akimbo? What does Akimbo mean? They never explain it in the movie but about 40 mins in everyone starts to refer to Daniel Radcliffe as “the akimbo guy.” Does everybody except me know what Akimbo means?

This movie is like Crank but everyone besides Jason Statham thinks they’re acting from within a Lele Pons vine. This is Disney Chanel acting. Also I think everyone is Australian and doing an American accent? The casting choice on the weird villain was bonkers.

One of the weirdest movies I’ve seen this year. And one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen.