Matt has written 1 review for films rated ★★★½ .

  • Onward

    Onward

    ★★★½

    The beauty of Pixar’s best films is the simplicity of their main conceit. 

    -What if our toys lived secret lives?
    -What if our emotions were sentient beings? 
    -What if a little robot fell in love?
    -What if monsters were actually afraid of us?

    This movie has its own classic Pixar premise:

    -What if your dad was a sentient ass?

    No, seriously. This is a movie about two elf children who resurrect their dead father’s disembodied legs, ass, and presumably dick…