Matt has written 3 reviews for films rated ★★★½ during 2020.

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    ★★★½

    pretty good if you have not seen the trailer. if you HAVE seen the trailer, you have seen multiple plot twists, every scare, and virtually every scene in the movie.

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    ★★★½

    A show about how doing drugs and drinking makes you smart/hot

  • Onward

    Onward

    ★★★½

    The beauty of Pixar’s best films is the simplicity of their main conceit. 

    -What if our toys lived secret lives?
    -What if our emotions were sentient beings? 
    -What if a little robot fell in love?
    -What if monsters were actually afraid of us?

    This movie has its own classic Pixar premise:

    -What if your dad was a sentient ass?

    No, seriously. This is a movie about two elf children who resurrect their dead father’s disembodied legs, ass, and presumably dick…