John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum ★★★★

PURE. CINEMATIC. BLISS.

Why 4/5? Why not 5/5?

Honestly, this is probably the most respectable 4/5 I’ve ever given. I just think it dragged a little in the middle, had a touch less arcana-mythos than the previous movies, and I just get instantly bored by desert spirit journeys. Even when it’s John Wick trekking across macOS Mojave factory default wallpapers.

So, as you see, this is a completely subjective rating, based solely on what I wanted the movie to be, not what it is. I could totally see myself bumping it up to a 5/5 with some space. But, right now, if I could—using this flawed metric—I would rate the first third a 10/5, the second third a 3/5, and the last third a 4.7/5.

So basically I’m rubbish at math and these movies are better than any of us deserves.
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P.S.
Remember that time ADRIAN FREAKING PIMENTO is part of the Bowery?? I need that Brooklyn 99/John Wick cross-over now PLEASE STAT OKAY?

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