mattvanta has written 4 reviews for films rated ★★★½ .

  • Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    ★★★½

    it’s disturbing that some people are actually defending a narcissistic animal abusing shitbag... saying that, movies about terrible people can be pretty entertaining so i’d watch a film based on him but only if sam rockwell plays joe exotic. if you don’t think that would be a great casting choice you’re lying to yourself

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    first off bitch you’re telling me that kevin garnett (whose net worth is 120 million) is gonna stop bidding that easily on the goddamn mystical rock that he believed was helping him win games? ik they included the financial advisor character to make it seem more believable, but it still didn’t seem believable at all to me bc ultimately it was garnett’s decision. 190k wouldn’t be much to a multimillionaire who’s literally infatuated and transfixed by the object in question.…

  • Burn After Reading

    Burn After Reading

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    can’t usually even remember what i ate for breakfast in the morning but i saw this in a theater as a little kid and the image of brad pitt’s brains being blown out is still etched in my goddamn head nice job coen brothers

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★½

    its daddy, you shithead! wheres my bourbon?