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  • Bluebeard's Eighth Wife

    ★★★½

  • Halloween Ends

    ★★★★★

  • Ski School

    ★★½

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  • Alien 2: On Earth

    Alien 2: On Earth

    ★★★½

    I feel like I hear a lot about Alien 2: On Earth without ever actually hearing about Alien 2: On Earth. What I mean is: this movie gets invoked a lot as just like "oh those crazy Italians, did you know they made an Alien sequel in 1980? and it's called Alien 2 instead of Aliens, which is such a dumb title" and the only time you hear anyone actually talk about the content of the movie is some comment…

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  • Weekend

    Weekend

    ★★★★

    "Gay people never talk about it in public, unless it's just cheap innuendo."

    The film's thesis, if it has one, is stated near the 2/3 mark between the two main characters. "Because they shove it down our throats all the time, being straight. Straight story-lines on television, everywhere, in books, on billboards..." It doesn't take long consuming media while being gay before realizing that straight people - at least the ones making our media - don't care about us or…

  • Wet Hot American Summer

    Wet Hot American Summer

    ★★★½

    I knew Bradley Cooper was a bottom I knew it I fuc king knew it