Favorite films

  • Death Proof
  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • Only Angels Have Wings
  • Resident Evil: Retribution

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  • Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell

    ★★★½

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★★

  • Woods Are Wet

    ★★★★

  • The Many Saints of Newark

    ★★★★

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  • Alien 2: On Earth

    Alien 2: On Earth

    ★★★½

    I feel like I hear a lot about Alien 2: On Earth without ever actually hearing about Alien 2: On Earth. What I mean is: this movie gets invoked a lot as just like "oh those crazy Italians, did you know they made an Alien sequel in 1980? and it's called Alien 2 instead of Aliens, which is such a dumb title" and the only time you hear anyone actually talk about the content of the movie is some comment…

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  • The Many Saints of Newark

    The Many Saints of Newark

    ★★★★

    Generally really dislike the prequel thing of making a Big Point of a callback (or, I suppose, callforward) to the original property, and the few times it happens here are all by far my least favorite parts of the movie (would like it more, I think, if it were just "a mob movie," and not "a Sopranos movie"), but I was hoping, for just a second, that the scene where we see Uncle Junior unable to have sex because his…

  • Satan's Black Wedding

    Satan's Black Wedding

    ★★★★

    movie #13 in my Halloween season watchlist

    Immaculate autumn vibes. I am infamously a bit of a Nick Millard freak, I've yet to not love one of his movies, but this one is actually, really great, where I think if you love '70s atmospheric regional vampire horror (which, why wouldn't you?) you will find a lot to love in Satan's Black Wedding. In typical Nick Millard fashion, I'd already seen some of this footage, because it was repurposed in Cemetery…

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  • Weekend

    Weekend

    ★★★★

    "Gay people never talk about it in public, unless it's just cheap innuendo."

    The film's thesis, if it has one, is stated near the 2/3 mark between the two main characters. "Because they shove it down our throats all the time, being straight. Straight story-lines on television, everywhere, in books, on billboards..." It doesn't take long consuming media while being gay before realizing that straight people - at least the ones making our media - don't care about us or…

  • Wet Hot American Summer

    Wet Hot American Summer

    ★★★½

    I knew Bradley Cooper was a bottom I knew it I fuc king knew it