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  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

    The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader


    If you hate fantasy because of this movie, I understand. And Aslan sucks because he is the Christian god. Why can’t he just be a sick arse lion dude? If his “Aslan’s country” is technically Heaven, then did Reepicheep just commit suicide?

    Yeah nah this kinda sucked. And that dragon CGI... I had to shield my eyes.

    There were so many times I thought Edmund and Caspian were going to get it on in this movie but unfortunately I think the writer’s cut those parts out.

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian


    Does some good things here and there, particularly in the first act, but kinda gets a little ridiculous towards the end, and this one is WAY more Christianity plugging. Still love the look of it, but this one seemed to forget what Narnia is all about. It forgot the magic.

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  • The Peanut Butter Falcon

    The Peanut Butter Falcon


    You gotta suspend your disbelief a little, but if you can, this is a really heartwarming, funny tale. Gold star from Shia and Zack, some great chemistry between those two boys. Awesome setting, lovely story, just all round goodness.

  • Braindead



    What the fuck. One of the most endlessly creative zombie movies I’ve ever seen. That was fucking disgusting holy shit. Fuck. Great movie.