• Teen Wolf

    Teen Wolf

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    I'm 100% sure I would like this movie less if I gave it a half a second of thought but Michael J Fox is cute so I'm not gonna

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I see everyone in the reviews talking about how it's an exploration of time and aging and memory, but I more saw it as showing the loss of clarity / surity / a sense of self that comes with being in a manipulative relationship for a long period of time.

    I mean, Jake yells when his mom doesn't remember that it's the Genus Edition not the Genius Edition of Trivial Pursuit

    he constantly disregards that she wants to leave, despiteโ€ฆ

  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

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    instead of making the controversial decision to cast himself as Kit's dad, Kenneth Branagh casted someone who looked exactly like him

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

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    ya know, given how indiscret these toys often are on their adventures, the biggest suspension of disbelief is not that they are alive, but that people don't know.

    and on that note I'm sure there's some quiet kids out there who have noticed but not said anything

  • Jack-Jack Attack

    Jack-Jack Attack

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    when we were kids my little brother liked this short so much that I remember it as part of the movie

  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2

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    do you guys think there are times where the heroes get together and experiment how to use their powers to work together?

    I want a show about this family's normal life and hero adventures is what I'm saying

  • Cars 3

    Cars 3

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    Cruz Ramirez and Natalie Certain (the statistician) are dating now

  • Finding Dory

    Finding Dory

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    is Pixar going to complete the trilogy in 2039 with Finding Marlin? He ends up in the Red Sea or something?

  • Brave

    Brave

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    needs more of those funky little triplets

  • Cars 2

    Cars 2

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    this movie would be better if it was about the stoner van or or crazy old lady car

  • The Martian

    The Martian

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    I can't believe they cut the part where Johansson may have had to eat her crewmates

  • Toy Story 3

    Toy Story 3

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    did you guys know they used the same voice actor for Andy in every movie instead of getting a new one to play him as an adult?