Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Renfield 2023

  ★★ Watched 14 Apr 2023

  Vampires miss.

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★ Watched 05 Apr 2023 6

  This is the third movie released in the past month to needle-drop ‘Holding Out for a Hero’. The second? Freaking Tetris.

  It is already a strong indictment of this kind of fanservice that most of the reviews for this movie mention not only the word “Easter” but “eggs” too, and it reminds me of what Easter eggs are generally like: delectable and satisfying on the outside, hollow on the inside, likely to trigger a sugar high, accompanied by bitesize versions…

Recent reviews

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  Pastacolypse 2023

  ★★ Watched 28 May 2023

  Maiellaro's lost the sauce

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  Under the Fig Trees 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 27 May 2023

  So lovely and involving it made me want to go out in the countryside and pick some fruits, just not for some bastard like him

Popular reviews

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  Saint Maud 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Oct 2019 15

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Portrait of a lady on fire.

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  The Sea Beast 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jun 2022 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  A poor orphan child abolishes the British monarchy. It’s great!