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  • Guava Island

    Guava Island

    Save for the pleasant visual palette, full of rich, vibrant colors, hardly a single redeemable quality to be found: a miscast Donald Glover in the leading role (his performance is, somehow, even worse here than his turn as Young Lando in the Star Wars film no one watched last year), an unemotive Rihanna as his love interest, trite musical set-pieces (including a watered-down "This is America" rendition—an already terrible song made even worse), shallow social commentary (narrow-minded “class struggle” critiques—of…

  • L'Eclisse



    Rome fell once before, and now it falls again; but whereas the ancient Romans left behind coliseums and aqueducts—monuments of human greatness—we leave behind nothing worthwhile, except soulless modernist architecture and a ruined planet; at the end of the day, this is what Michelangelo Antonioni’s L’Eclisse is really about: the last gasp of the human-being, before his imminent extinction, before his replacement by cultureless, artless automotons, infected by parasitic materialism and obsessed with instant gratification, and the sterile modernist landscape we leave behind, after we’ve driven ourselves to ruin. Total darkness on Earth, an eternal eclipse.

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