Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • The Suicide Squad
  • Django Unchained
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Recent activity

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home


  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


  • The Wolf of Wall Street


  • Big George Foreman


Recent reviews

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


    Gets even better upon rewatch.

  • Big George Foreman

    Big George Foreman


    Surprisingly funny, but the first part of the boxing rise to fame seemed really rushed compared to the religious elements. 
    Also the man is absolutely insane for naming all his kids George

Popular reviews

  • Three Day Millionaire

    Three Day Millionaire


    Love that the happy ending is that they leave Grimsby

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This film is unfathomably cringe inducing, the first 30 minutes especially. It’s quite an out of touch, hello fellow kids movie, and it’s bad.

    The main character is the most unlikable and annoying Pixar character, genuinely I can’t think of any worse. Everything she says doesn’t doesn’t sound like people her age speak. 
    Here’s a line she yells at some guys playing basketball than made me audibly groan:
    “Are you a triangle? Because you’re acute!”
    Fucking hell.
    I also don’t…