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  • Jeepers Creepers 2

    Jeepers Creepers 2


    “After a game, he says he needs to be with the guys.”

    Lots of jokes at the expense of the homos, but also so many unnecessary shirtless hots.

    Will somebody please make it make sense?

  • Jeepers Creepers

    Jeepers Creepers


    “I used to think this is the highway I would die on.”

    At first I thought Justin Long was queer-baiting, but then he revealed a belly button tattoo in the third act??

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  • They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

    They Shoot Horses, Don't They?


    “Each one of them is fighting down pain, exhaustion, weariness — struggling to keep going, battling to win — and isn’t that the American way?”

    One of the most sensational, convincing takedowns of capitalist society since Parasite (2019).

    An early achievement of legendary filmmaker Sydney Pollack, They Shoot Horses, Don't They? is both excruciating and amusing, harrowing and charming.

    The emotions elicted by the cinematography and camera placement still feels groundbreaking and fresh some-50 years since its release.

    Pollack truly…

  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

    Halloween H20: 20 Years Later


    “It’s Halloween, I guess everyone is entitled to one good scare.”

    “Introducing Josh Hartnett” 💦

    This concludes 2020: Spooky Season 🎃