Oddly admirable, but—to make it to the end—it's a boring, blonde challenge.
First off, let's call the film by the proper moniker shown on screen—KRISHNA SHAH'S RIVALS.
It's important to establish that ownership as, before this endeavor, the name-above-the-title's sole show biz credits were contributing story ideas to one episode each of THE MAN FROM UNCLE and THE FLYING NUN.
Bounding skyward from there, Shah wrote and directed one of precious few motion pictures I can honestly deem "indescribable." Sure, I could rattle off one heebee-jeebee-inducing plot detail after another, but such…