Favorite films

  • GoodFellas
  • To the Wonder
  • The Big Lebowski
  • All That Jazz

Recent activity

  • Dune


  • Sweet Home Alabama


  • Fantastic Mr. Fox


  • Skyfall


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Rock Dog

    Rock Dog


    Never in the history of cinema has a film so gracefully encapsulated the experience of being a human being. I am floored by the majesty of this work, and I hope to one day live as freely as the titular "rock dog". 

    This is why cinema exists. This is why I exist. Thank you, God, for Rock Dog. 

  • The Sweetest Christmas

    The Sweetest Christmas


    *woman and man breaks up*
    *run into highschool ex*
    *enters gingerbread baking competition*
    *highschool ex boyfriends son wins approval*
    *high school ex tries to council woman in time of pressure* *woman gets mad*
    *climactic issue where first ex boyfriend tries to win love back*
    *high school ex sees the new ex moving in on woman and refuses to communicate before storming the premises*
    *woman wins gingerbread baking competition & high school love SIMULTANEOUSLY*

    *instant ending* thx hallmark