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  • Edward II
  • Smiley Face
  • Drowning by Numbers
  • Josie and the Pussycats

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  • They Do Not Exist

    ★★★★

  • K'ānäthät (Thinking)

    ★★★★

  • Labyrinth of Cinema

    ★★★★★

  • Midnight in Paris

    ★★★★

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  • Kummatty

    Kummatty

    ★★★★★

    oh nooooo magician Kummatty don’t use your powers to turn me into a dog 😏 i might not be able to find you in time to reverse the spell’s effects 😏 then i’ll be stuck wandering the countryside as a dog forever 😏 i’ll have to leave my human life behind and live out the rest of my days as a dog oh noooo 😏 i’d hate to be transformed into a dog please don’t do it 😏

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★

    my bet is that this is a pretty good preview of the next few years of Biden-era pop culture: bloodless, dollhouse depictions of revolt and imprisonment, politics held at arms' length, uncritical odes to ancient media institutions, etc

    fake covers looked great!

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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    Netflix spent $75 million dollars on an "In This House We Believe In Science" lawn sign

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    ½

    ok! I needed to elaborate on how annoying this thing was. I don’t hate the guy or anything, but is there a single person less suited to making giallo movie than Edgar Wright? the fussiest, straightest, least sensual director imaginable taking on a genre primarily characterized by its unnerving explorations into fetish? we’ve already glimpsed the farthest depths of Edgar Wright’s carnal appetites and they pretty much start and stop with “what if a cute girl played video games” or…