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  • Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

  • Ghoulies IV

    ½

  • Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College

  • Ghoulies II

    ★★★½

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  • Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    Simple and pointless.
    One bloody honey jar for the wild idea and OK production.

  • Ghoulies IV

    Ghoulies IV

    ½

    Yup, that about does it. I’m out.
    Cheap and dull. I was just waiting for the X-rated scenes between Alexandra and the “Ghoulies” in bad costumes. That sort of cheap.

    The only small entertaining part about this crap is Tony Cox from Bad Santa is kicking it as Ghoulie Dark.

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  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★½

    I am not putting my donkey outside when I’m sad, okay?

    I was in the perfect mood for this movie, and it was a fecking good one. 
    You know that feeling when you get sucked in, and you forget you’re watching a movie.
    A beautiful, sad, tragicomic movie about friendship and life. All the actors were perfect in their roles. The finger bit was a bit gnarly though.

    You used to be nice. Or did you never used to be? Oh, God. Maybe you never used to be.

  • Ghoulies

    Ghoulies

    ★★★

    I thought this was just trash at the time, ruled it out and never saw it. Until now.

    Well, those slimy green eyes made me see things a little different. I mean, it was better than I thought. Nice special and creature effects, cheesy 80’s characters, good overall acting, and some fun memorable scenes. Temptress tounge action and the Ghoulie clown was entertaining. 
     
    That first ritual scene was pretty funny too. 
    YOD HAY VAU HAY
    - You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around.
    Then that random small scream queen after. Maybe I’m just tired atm but I thought it was pretty funny.