★★½ Watched 13 Oct, 2017
Found Footage 3D: Aren't found footage movies dumb???
½ Watched 09 Jul, 2017 17
“What if some Nazis...were good guys?”
-the fucking tool who made this movie
★★½ Watched 19 Oct, 2019
Ugh! Actually a really decent and spooky slasher until it fumbles at the finish line. The reveal is kinda obvious, but still, it's just a disappointing ending.
Please just make one actually good movie, Into the Dark!
★★ Watched 19 Oct, 2019
Really weak satire and a generally unfunny script. I guess the acting's good?
★★★★½ Rewatched 03 Nov, 2016 2
The top liked review for this movie says that this isn't a "gay" movie, that's it's universal, and honestly that's kind of insulting because fuck you!!! This is a gay movie!!! Like seriously fuck off!!!
★★ Watched 03 Jul, 2019
At this point I think Ari Aster is just failing upwards and these great actresses he manages to get are carrying their respective movies.
Also you're not scaring me, Ari! I wanna join this cult and dance around the maypole!