megan

"I haven't seen [insert movie here]" and that's why I'm here

Favorite films

  • Zodiac
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • La La Land
  • Lady Bird

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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★½

  • Crush

    ★★★★

  • Mulholland Drive

    ★★★½

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

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  • Crush

    Crush

    ★★★★

    this was so cute🥹

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    I’m starting to appreciate robert eggers’ filmmaking style a lot more because when that first shot came up and the camera started moving I wanted to cheer. 

    I truly can’t picture this movie starting out as a script, but obviously it did, which is so insane to me. eggers’ direction and the actors really bring this story to life. sometimes I struggle in theaters with dialogue like this, but most of the time I actually felt like I understood what…

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★½

    hot take: this movie is... just alright? between the whole premise being sexist/misogynistic and chris evans somehow looking ugly in this film, I’m really not that impressed 

    “you once were a ve-gone, but now you will be-gone”

    the seinfeld parody scene was hilarious though

    p.s. film boys I swear to GOD if you try to mansplain this movie to me I’ll cut off your dick

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★½

    oh my god ANOTHER spectacular use of the bulletin board aesthetic™️

    I agree with mia, this screenplay had better set-ups/payoffs than chinatown and I’m starting a petition for masami to change her curriculum for advanced screenwriting

    I WASN’T PREPARED FOR THE GREATEST CREDITS SCENE OF ALL TIME??????