Favorite films

  • Monkeybone
  • The Passion of Darkly Noon
  • Airheads
  • Looney Tunes: Back in Action

Recent activity

  • Four Christmases

  • Free Birds

  • 21 Jump Street

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

Recent reviews

  • Four Christmases

    Four Christmases

    Hey, that’s my family! I am sure one day I’ll have to make these rounds and it’ll turn out roughly like this. Except mine will be significantly less lighthearted and silly. Great Christmas movie!

  • Free Birds

    Free Birds

    My kids at work watched this for our Thanksgiving movie day. They were enthralled, I was genuinely perplexed. VERY gay. Daniel's theory that they were absolutely stoned when creating this plot was absolutely on the money.

Popular reviews

  • The Last Summer

    The Last Summer

    The dialogue? WACK. The acting? WACK. The way it was shot? WACK. The way that the main actors clearly didn’t have an accent coach? WACK. Tyler Posey in a baseball uniform? THATS TIGHT AF. 

    There was no chemistry between anyone in this. It looked incredibly drab and flat. But the worst part was KJ Apa telling the FILM STUDENT all about the Coen Brothers (which is annoying in and of itself) and then she says “oh my god your IMDb…

  • Parasite


    Going into this with no expectations, no summary, not even a genre, I was beyond stunned. This? This is what film is supposed to be. This is cinema at its finest. I got completely lost in this world for two hours and was not ready to come out. Deeply introspective for me, personally. The brutal, unflinching storytelling and clear visual tone throughout made this feel like it was a half hour long. Dear God, I would lay down my life for Bong Joon Ho. Spare genius, sir?