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  • Let the Right One In
  • Get Out
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Suspiria

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  • The Sadness

    ★★★

  • What Josiah Saw

    ★★

  • The Innocents

    ★★★★

  • The Gray Man

    ★½

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  • The Sadness

    The Sadness

    Extremely fucking GNARLY with some of the grossest most inventing fucked up GOOEY special effects I've ever seen in a horror movie. If it wasn't for how EXTREME it all was, this would be considered one of the best pandemic commentary movies out there. I was like OH DAMN the entire time but I can't give it five stars bc it left me feeling extremely dirty afterwards. YMMV

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  • What Josiah Saw

    What Josiah Saw

    Took itself FAR too seriously, and took way too long to get where it eventually ended up. Everyone in this is doing their best Hillbilly Drag, and while I was initially stoked about this fire cast the meandering ass narrative and literally ridiculous connections turned me off. By the end I was literally scoffing. Any ONE of these stories would have made a fine movie, but all three together is masturbatory poor people horror overkill. Some disturbing scenarios that were creative so I bumped it up to two stars

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