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  • Alien Resurrection

    Alien Resurrection

    ★★★½

    This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but when Dan Hedaya's character is eating a lemon wedge and starts to chew it up, it CRUNCHES. LEMONS ARE NOT CRUNCHY, NOT EVEN SPACE LEMONS. SPIT IT OUT. SPIT IT OUT DAN HEDAYA.

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  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    ★★★★½

    Feeling absolutely helpless during an epidemic, I wish I understood allegories. What was up with Spock’s little leather glove thing or was that just the 70s

    Did that pod people yell over the invasion of the PG boobs jamboree ending.

  • RoboCop 2

    RoboCop 2

    ★★★★½

    A great sequel to a perfect movie. Irvin knows what he’s doing baby. The failed Robocop 2 sequence is hilarious and perfectly captures how stupid sequels can be. The druglord kid in this should’ve been ripped in half like a phonebook by Murphy, Verhoeven would’ve done it.

    I love when Murphy gets reprogrammed into a social justice twitter nightmare.

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  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★½

    Nothing really sets a movie's tone faster than a baby in a mortar and pestle.

  • Class Action Park

    Class Action Park

    ★★★★

    Action Park existing before smart phones is a blessing and a curse.