I'm Thinking of Ending Things ½

This movie is awful in ways I can't even begin to comprehend yet. It's been almost 24 hours since I watched it and I can't get over how stupid it was. It's the ultimate smart-guy simulator - sit and listen to two idiots rattling off about mindless philosophy and name-dropping authors and filmmakers for two hours. Being smart sounds awesome. But more importantly, everything and everyone in this movie is so fucking ugly. It's like the worst looking scenes from the Irishman starring people with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. I can only imagine how bad the rest of Kaufman's movies must be. And then the guy takes passive-aggressive snipes at Robert Zemeckis? You're a fucking loser Charlie.

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