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  • The Long Goodbye
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Near Dark
  • Chungking Express

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  • Daughters of Darkness

    ★★½

  • Arena

    ★★★

  • Blood Relatives

    ★★½

  • Q

    ★★★

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  • Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich

    ★★★★★

    Perfect dream logic movie that has no right to exist or be this good. Pretty much everything that tried to imitate this vibe in the 2000s was too saccharine and twee but here you get real scumbag John Cusack, the master Cameron Diaz, an insanely sexy and cool Catherine Keener, and of course, Johnny himself in a role he by all accounts should never have taken on but works so beautifully in. Bursting with ideas and incredibly funny.

  • Parents

    Parents

    ★★★★½

    "Well mister, you scare me too. You don't look like me, you don't act like me — you hate me. Well you know what? I'm not so crazy about you either."

    Expected this to be a schlocky 50s comedy horror thing and like, it is funny but it's also incredibly scary. Perfectly captures the experience of being a child with no understanding of or defense against the adult world — Balaban's direction here is incredible, with low angles and some…

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  • Daughters of Darkness

    Daughters of Darkness

    ★★½

    Ok so why was "Mother" an effeminate middle-aged man in a greenhouse

  • Arena

    Arena

    ★★★

    It's basically Bloodsport in Star Trek with Logan Paul as the protagonist, which is extremely stupid but fun. Marc Alaimo and Armin Shimerman sadly don't get to do much but it's neat to see them doing a Trek-adjacent thing together. Gotta love that goofy Richard Band soundtrack too.

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  • Belle

    Belle

    ★★★½

    They really put a doxxing gun in the movie

  • 3 Women

    3 Women

    ★★★★½

    An inspiring tale for mentally ill women of all ages