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  • The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made

    The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made


    Some guy watched heaps of MST3K and made a watch mojo video before YouTube even existed. There's no actual examination or reasoning for title's inclusions, just clips as a game show host narrates.

  • The Spirit of Christmas

    The Spirit of Christmas


    Even more refined and closer to what the series would be.

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  • How Not to Make a Movie

    How Not to Make a Movie


    An interesting dissection of what goes wrong with super-amateur film making. Think Hearts of Darkness for the zero budget sector.

  • Doom: Annihilation

    Doom: Annihilation

    After the success of the 2016 Doom game reboot it's no surprise that someone wanted to reboot the movie too. But why on Earth did they make what is essentially the same film as the 2005 turd? It's still, about obnoxious space marines (yes, we all love Aliens) wandering around a base until a bad special effect kills them.

    There were clearly fans of the games involved, yet they didn't get the quintessential element from them: the over-the-top ridiculous fun.…