Favorite films

  • Rocky
  • GoodFellas
  • Jaws
  • An American Werewolf in London

Recent activity

  • Jaws 2


  • Jaws


  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey


  • The Suicide Squad


Recent reviews

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I was actually getting hella invested as the film ramped up to its conclusion to the point of gasping along with my cowatcher niece as Carlisle and Jasper and Seth met their demise during the final battle, hence giving it all some weight and danger as to what can happen next. Then it was just a fucking vision and I pissed and moaned throughout the rest of the running time about what an absolute cop out that ending is. Automatically…

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1


    More like Breaking Yawn. Amiright? Heh. Heh. *high fives self*

Popular reviews

  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi


    Terrific payoffs to some terrific earlier film set ups. I especially enjoy the first half more so than the second. With the exception of Vader and Luke and The Emperor having a Force threesome, the end objective is too familiar to be very exciting or engaging. But all the stuff with rescuing Han and the arrival on Endor with the speeder bikes is amazing.

    I remember going to see the original untouched prints way back in the early 90's and…

  • Carlito's Way

    Carlito's Way


    I haven't sat down to watch this in probably 20 years so it was like watching it for the first time. Completely blew my hair back. Of course, one can't help but conjure up De Palma's and Pacino's earlier Scarface while watching, but this film does so much more. Scarface is a cartoon with a wicked score. Carlito's Way really takes you by the gut in all things, from De Palma's outdoing himself direction to the fantastic Bernhard Hermann inspired score to the lead actor's performances. I won't dare let another 2 decades go by before revisiting this masterpiece.