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  • Wine Country

    Wine Country


    So mediocre haha but a couple of gold lines here and there. Stilted and awkward a lot of the time, but gets extra points for the Fran Drescher shrine.

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off


    I now understand three more Family Guy references that previously made no sense, so worth it.

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  • Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    Black Mirror: Bandersnatch


    I feel personally victimised by this because my childhood memory of playing the sims, and making my sim throw a house party and then set off the firecracker inside only to burn the whole house to smithereens, mirrors my instinct to immediately kill every Bandersnatch character when the opportunity presented itself, just to see how wacky and crazy it would get. Am I awful?

    How could I NOT choose 'fight therapist' or 'chop the dinosaur daddy'? I mean COME ON!!!

  • Night School

    Night School

    Kevin Hart needs to stop making movies immediately, and I NEED to stop watching movies that I know will be terrible. I just can't stop myself. I thought Tiffany Haddish would save this. 

    She did not save this. 

    I don't even think I cracked a smile once during this, it was just 90 minutes of me reevaluating all of my poor life choices.