me, normally: 🙄

me, when mads mikkelsen is on my screen: 😍🥺🥰👉👈

academy award!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tall white girl: you think YOUR life is hard???? try being TALL!

*black girl with pink boxbraids twerks through the frame with lizzo blaring through her speakers and then essentially disappears into the background for the rest of the film*

tall white girl: ugh ANYWAYS did i mention that i'm TALL?!

jennifer aniston deserves an oscar, not for this film, but for surviving adam sandler for extended periods of time on numerous occasions.