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  • We Need to Talk About Kevin

    We Need to Talk About Kevin


    ezra miller jacking off

  • The Great Gatsby

    The Great Gatsby


    hey guys *CUT* i just wanted to say that *CAMERA ZOOMING IN AND OUT* the great gatsby is *CUT* an okay film *ANOTHER CUT* it was pretty faithful to the book *CAMERA SWIRLING AROUND* but idk something seemed *SEVERAL CUTS* a little off *CLOSE UP* the acting was average *ANOTHER FUCKING CUT* and the music was really distracting *OBNOXIOUS CUT* but yeah guys *CUT* tell me what *CUT* you think *JAY-Z SONG PLAYING EXTREMELY LOUDLY*