Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  Watched 29 May 2023

  creative team forgot that ariel and ursula are faggots

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2022

  -damien chazelle doing UMBRELLAS OF CHERBOURG in la la land: 👎🏼
  -damien chazelle doing YOUNG GIRLS OF ROCHEFORT in babylon: 👍🏼

  almost threw up screamed sobbed my eyes out at manny’s psychic vision of james cameron’s avatar. continues to be a fantastic year for avatar people.

  chazelle’s BOOGIE NIGHTS and EYES WIDE SHUT pastiche never quite rises above the level of deferential plagiarism, but it is so doe-eyed film student of him that it ends up being precious. i love…

Popular reviews

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  8 Women 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Jul 2018 10

  okay it’s a gay french feminist christmas murder mystery musical starring oscar loser Isabelle Huppert among countless (7) other gorgeous women in beautiful dresses what else could I have rated it?

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  Barbie in the Nutcracker 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2018 2

  perfect, untouchable, inimitable, endlessly influential classic. barbie’s mind ... Wow.