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  • Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper

    Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper


    remembering the times during my (very long) coming-out process where i would listen to “The Cat’s Meow” over and over and over and cry

  • The Fantastic Adventures of Unico

    The Fantastic Adventures of Unico

    me: “i am deeply unhappy & am gonna cure it w some fuckin anime”

    some fuckin anime: “u are deeply unhappy & shall be so forever 😌”

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  • 8 Women

    8 Women


    Okay it’s a gay French feminist Christmas murder mystery musical starring Oscar-winner (in my world) Isabelle Huppert among countless (7) other gorgeous women in beautiful dresses what the fuck else could I have rated it?

  • Suspiria



    I’m so tired... Suspiria is thrilling, engulfing, and entirely draining, all before it’s even left the page. 

    I just finished reading the complete screenplay for the first time, and I’m honestly terrified to go and see the movie now. Not because the screenplay was particularly frightening (in fact, to me it seemed to read much more as a mythical drama than horror), but because of how deeply affecting I know this will be to all who see it. I’m horrified that…