Favorite films

  • Phenomena
  • Donkey Skin
  • Hedgehog in the Fog
  • Whisper of the Heart

Recent activity

  • The Little Mermaid

  • Saw II

  • 3 Ninjas

  • The Wedding Banquet


Recent reviews

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    creative team forgot that ariel and ursula are faggots

  • Babylon



    -damien chazelle doing UMBRELLAS OF CHERBOURG in la la land: 👎🏼
    -damien chazelle doing YOUNG GIRLS OF ROCHEFORT in babylon: 👍🏼

    almost threw up screamed sobbed my eyes out at manny’s psychic vision of james cameron’s avatar. continues to be a fantastic year for avatar people.

    chazelle’s BOOGIE NIGHTS and EYES WIDE SHUT pastiche never quite rises above the level of deferential plagiarism, but it is so doe-eyed film student of him that it ends up being precious. i love…

Popular reviews

  • 8 Women

    8 Women


    okay it’s a gay french feminist christmas murder mystery musical starring oscar loser Isabelle Huppert among countless (7) other gorgeous women in beautiful dresses what else could I have rated it?

  • Barbie in the Nutcracker

    Barbie in the Nutcracker


    perfect, untouchable, inimitable, endlessly influential classic. barbie’s mind ... Wow.