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  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★

    if you had boobs I wouldn’t touch them either

  • Hannibal Rising

    Hannibal Rising

    i am convinced i hallucinated this movie

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  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    ★★★★★

    "Are you ready for your movie lessons?"

    Seven Samurai gulped.

    Vertigo shivered.

    Citizen Kane shuddered.

    The Godfather blinked nervously.

    "yes, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl" they said in unision

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★★

    what is the point of making movies anymore