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  • The Place Beyond the Pines
  • Die Hard
  • X-Men: Days of Future Past
  • Song to Song

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  • Magnolia

    ★★★★★

  • All I See Is You

    ★★★

  • The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

  • Urban Legend

    ★★★

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  • Magnolia

    Magnolia

    ★★★★★

    “I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people.”

    A huge hole was filled in my cinematic journey tonight and a new favorite film of mine has been discovered! PTA manages to make 3 hours feel like 90 minutes here and I don’t think I’ve ever seen an ensemble film handled this well.

    Magnolia is a movie that is stunningly directed with some of the…

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    X

    ★★★½

    2022 in the horror genre will be remembered as the year of fun slashers that feature Jenna Ortega going through absolute hell.

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  • Mad God

    Mad God

    Honestly unsure of how to give this experience a rating. 

    Phil Tippett certainly accomplished his mission in providing something more horrific than nightmare fuel utilizing the art of stop motion animation to its fullest, but I’m almost certain that I won’t ever revisit this depraved world he painstakingly crafted. It is a massive achievement that this film even exists in its current form and I’m happy that his vision is finally able to be seen by the masses because it’s…

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★½

    Jurassic movies about dinosaurs > Jurassic movies about locusts?

    The second biggest crime this movie commits beyond the lack of dinosaurs is wasting the original trio with their roles and giving them dialogue that is entirely devoid of the charm that made them so endearing in the first place. Needed more Goldblum, needed more Dern, and needed less of Sam Neill looking like he had a rock stuck in his shoe the whole movie, my man looked so uncomfortable.