Favorite films

  • Vertigo
  • The 400 Blows
  • The Magnificent Ambersons
  • Seven Samurai

Recent activity

  • Haulout


  • The Flying Sailor


  • Night Ride


  • Stranger at the Gate


Recent reviews

  • Playground



    Children can be so fucking cruel. Adults can be so fucking clueless.

  • All the Crows in the World

    All the Crows in the World


    All the men in the world are pigs...except the few which are crows.

Popular reviews

  • Singin' in the Rain

    Singin' in the Rain


    How many movies can you watch with a great fat silly grin on your face throughout?

  • Don't Play Us Cheap

    Don't Play Us Cheap


    The acting in Don't Play Us Cheap is community theater and Oscar worthy. The set design is cheap and magical. The songs are cliché and brilliant. The camerawork is clumsy and extraordinary. The dialogue is banal and poignant. One moment I was cringing in disbelief and the next I was transported to cinematic heaven. There is more honesty in one minute of Don't Play Us Cheap than there is in the whole 129 minutes of La La Land. The lyrics…