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  • Skyline

    Skyline

    ★★½

    This is elevated SyFy channel shit!

    It's every Hollywood alien invasion/Kaiju/disaster movie cliche, but with cheap production values. Aliens, Independence Day, Godzilla 1998, War of the Worlds, Cloverfield, District 9, you name it, Skyline apes it. Michael Bay's Transformers movies (which is one of the many things Skyline is ripping off) are dumb but at least they look polished. The actors are D-listers at best and unknown amateurs at worst, so the hammy acting is not embarrassing for anyone, and…

  • The Landlord

    The Landlord

    ★★★★

    That little girl has future Karen energy all over her!

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  • Juno

    Juno

    ★★★★

    Rewatching in celebration of Elliot Page!

    Funny how critics thought the Oscar winning writing was bad because it was inaccurate to how teenagers talk, apparently! This was Diablo Cody's debut screenplay and she killed it!
    If her sophomore magnum opus Jennifer's Body hadn't been poorly marketed and bombed, Cody would have been as beloved as how film bros praise Tarantino, Sorkin and Kaufman!

  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★½

    I was gonna rate this much higher, but I gotta be honest, the nostalgia didn't work this time around. The critics are right on this one, unfortunately. If anyone was gonna give this a glowing review, it was gonna be me the Raimi fan!

    This movie doesn't have a story, it is a set of ideas manifesting in scenes conveniently stitched together under the guise of a narrative. Nothing is confusing yet everything holds up with weak glue. There's a…