midsizedeski

midsizedeski

Pro

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Come and See
  • Stop Making Sense
  • Midsommar

Recent activity

All
  • Talking Funny

    ★★½

  • Bean

    ★★★

  • The Witches

    ★★★★

  • Rock of Ages

    ★★★★

Pinned reviews

More
  • Election

    Election

    ★★★½

    Boy, Reese overdoes drama extremely realistically! I can’t know if some actor kills it like little, enthusiastic Reese.

    TO REVEAL MATTHEW BRODERICK’S SECRET, READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EACH WORD OF THE REVIEW ABOVE.

  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II

    ★★★

    Thesis: John Woo has the biggest balls in cinema history. This is the undeniable truth because he:

    - Films most of it in Australia and still decided to blow up three models of the national car: a 1996 Ford Falcon. What a fucking power move.
    - Opens a film with a sequence with rock climbing and exploding sunnies that is a five star movie in of itself
    - And, most importantly: PUTS TWO MASSIVE FACE REVEAL SCENES BACK TO BACK,…

Recent reviews

More

Popular reviews

More
  • Speed

    Speed

    ★★★★½

    Keanu Reeves: Hello, Keanu speaking!

    Tommy Cruise: Hi Keanu, this is Tommy Gun Cruise speaking.

    KR: Hey TGC! So good to hear from you!

    TGC: Listen - I just got out of the cinema. Your performance in Speed was one for the ages. You diving from car to bus, defusing bombs, saving chicks. And that bit where you slide off the bus with Sandra - what a moment!

    KR: Wow, I mean ... wow, that means so much. Thank you…

  • Big Trouble in Little China

    Big Trouble in Little China

    ★★★★★

    Dear Letterboxd,

    I hope this letter finds you well. My name is Ryan and I’ve been here for about a year now, but this is the first time I’ve felt the need to make contact.

    To be frank, your rating system needs a redo. While the 5 star system works for almost every film, tonight I watched an exception. I’m sure you’ve seen Big Trouble In Little China. It’s the sickest film of all time. You can’t go 15 seconds…