Favorite films

  • Evil Dead II
  • Deathdream
  • Never Take Sweets from a Stranger
  • Wild Zero

Recent activity

  • Masked and Anonymous


  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm


  • Nacho Libre


  • Dreaming the Reality


Recent reviews

  • The Monitor (Official Documentary)

    The Monitor (Official Documentary)


    oh god oh fuck the parasocial relationship i have with pat stickles is reaching its unhealthiest heights oh god oh fuck im at a civil war reenactment literally gutting randos in confederate uniforms and throwing their entrails into a pot and making a hearty stew oh god oh SHIT fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK

  • Masked and Anonymous

    Masked and Anonymous


    really plays out like a dream bob dylan had once. it goes by dream logic in the sense it has no logic, albiet in a charmingly dylan-esque vein, and as such is wholly fueled by both his most serious and most silly whimsies. though it isn’t for everyone, it is through this particular slice of non-reality that Masked and Anonymous becomes a staple of Dylan’s work for me, synonymous with his greatest hits— for every nonsense line there’s the ancient esotericism that first sold me on his work, and each time I return to that territory an angel gets their wings.

Popular reviews

  • Fried Egg

    Fried Egg



    the first half has the same energy as The Final Sacrifice but vastly less interesting and its also very obvious where this short film draws most of its inspiration from but there’s a weird, surreal humor to it all starting around the middle that i very much enjoy.
    its in that middle turn that Fried Egg partially flips the switch and comes into its own, downing its student film nature in one fell swig and vomiting back…

  • Super Dark Times

    Super Dark Times


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    first minute got me prepared for the worst.

    minutes two through nineteen was caricature piled on caricature and scant cases of not-so-good audio editing.

    minutes twenty through twenty-five was the biggest adrenaline rush i’ve experienced in a while, anxiety acidifying into pure. fucking. TERROR. and not hollywood-manufactured, horror film fright either, i mean genuine, gut-tensing, fight-or-flight fear, a reunion with the moment my dad’s car wheeled 720 degrees and hit the steel guardrail when i was in the passenger seat,…