mikeabrusci

Every book should be a movie and every movie should be 90 minutes long

Favorite films

  • Happiness
  • The Master
  • Metallica: Some Kind of Monster
  • Coming to America

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  • Play It as It Lays

    ★★★½

  • Black Christmas

    ★★★★½

  • 20th Century Women

    ★★★★★

  • 21 Jump Street

    ★★★

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  • Play It as It Lays

    Play It as It Lays

    ★★★½

    I think you’d could play me almost any movie set in LA in the 70s and I’d have a good time watching it. Really brutal movie but not entirely in a negative way

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★★½

    I’m dreaming of a Black Christmas c’mon now that’s a fun little joke anyway it’s wild watching the first real slasher movie. It’s kind of like watching an old comedy where you except it to subvert the tropes of the genre until you remember that it invented those tropes. When they had the POV view from the killer right in the beginning, I thought “ok the joke is that it’s actually someone who lives in the house showing up to…

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  • Juwanna Mann

    Juwanna Mann

    This movie was playing in the background while I lost my virginity 5 stars

  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    ★★★★★

    Listen up Grandpa Joe you dumb mother fucker. You laid in bed for 20 years while your family ate cabbage water and then all of a sudden your grandson (who has a job unlike YOU) finds a golden ticket and you’re Fred Astaire. Two minutes ago you couldn’t walk and now you’re singing and dancing around your big weird bed. I should knock you the fuck out.