Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat ★★½

Simon McQuoid has an empty Wikipedia. Who is this ghost man 

Boring like 60% of the time, but then they rip their heads off and I’m fuckin grinnin ear to ear. My lizard brain is like “haha guy gets arms ripped off”

Wish these guys were my friends 

At one point was googling pictures of the Shaggy Dog/DA. Wacky guy 

Ohhh from video game 

Fellas is there anything hotter than a woman showing off her second amendment right???

This hbo max thing fucking rocks because I would not have watched this in a theater if covid didn’t happen. But ur saying I can just watch this shit at 12 am and never think about it again? Thanks coronavirus, a real one :)

Scott, if ur a real person, why do they grow clothes??? Is that from game?

Bad movie cuz shorter than 2 hours

Getting ur soul succ’d 🤦🏻‍♂️ 

“I’ve returned from hell to kill you” same 

To quote Peter griffin from the show Family Guy “oh my god who the hell cares” haha, funny stuff Seth 

Credits music whips, I was shaking my ass 🍑

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