Mike McCabe’s review published on Letterboxd:
*me beating up every single nerd who said this is bad*
“Ow mike stop you’re hurting us”
*me continuing this pounding to ungrateful nerds who don’t know a good movie when they see one*
“Mike stop I can’t handle being hit by you and your big muscles”
*me with fury, anger, hate, continuing to pound on these incel fucks*
“Mike, I’m sorry, it is good! It is! I’m sorry”
*me about to deliver one last blow*
“It’s wrong to hate a movie due to it not meeting my expectations of what I would have wanted in a Star Wars movie”
*i knock them out*