Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars: The Last Jedi ★★★★★

*me beating up every single nerd who said this is bad* 

“Ow mike stop you’re hurting us”

*me continuing this pounding to ungrateful nerds who don’t know a good movie when they see one*

“Mike stop I can’t handle being hit by you and your big muscles”

*me with fury, anger, hate, continuing to pound on these incel fucks*

“Mike, I’m sorry, it is good! It is! I’m sorry”

*me about to deliver one last blow*

“It’s wrong to hate a movie due to it not meeting my expectations of what I would have wanted in a Star Wars movie”

*i knock them out*

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