it's important to me that everyone knows how i feel about yoda.  

i absolutely fucking despise that little hairy green booger frog lookin motherfucker more than probably anything else in the universe. i dont think i have a reason but that doesnt change the fact that i wouldnt hesitate to strangle that little bitch if i ever had the misfortune of being in the same room as him. every time i see him i am filled with the most…