• Murder Mystery

    Murder Mystery


    Gemma Arterton I am looking respectfully

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4


    John Wick: Chapter 4 injects you with a high octane drug that keeps you euphoric as the action rises to monumental heights. The cinematography and choreography are jaw-dropping. Absolutely incredible work. One of the things I’ve loved most about this franchise is how its action sequences remain grounded. It still amazes without going for big explosions or Tom Cruise style stunts. In the film’s last hour, the action is continuous for a long stretch. It’s rare to see it executed in…

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear


    This is what the great auteurs hoped 21st century cinema would be like

  • Freaky Friday

    Freaky Friday


    Michael Myers better be dead for good because Jamie Lee Curtis needs to be in nothing but comedies for the rest of her career

  • Trainwreck: Woodstock '99

    Trainwreck: Woodstock '99


    I love how they neglected to mention that people died I knew there was no way

  • Boston Strangler

    Boston Strangler


    Writer-director Matt Ruskin’s film, Crown Heights, examined the true story of Colin Warner, who was wrongfully convicted of murder. Now with Boston Strangler, the filmmaker tackles the subject of a real murderer. However, this true-crime thriller about the hunt for one of the 20th century’s most notorious killers doesn’t fit the typical mold. Choosing not to focus solely on the titular subject, the spotlight is shined on the fearless female reporters who wrote about the serial stranglings and put their…

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin


    When Wen started screaming about wanting to watch Paddington same

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI


    The sound of a phone ringing and an accompanied scream. Scream VI may open with a nod to old beginnings, but it marks a new one. It’s the first in the franchise without Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell), as a new generation stands alone against Ghostface. A movie under the Scream title without Sidney is hard to fathom, but Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett succeed in making it stand apart from the rest. While the script does have many issues, the franchise’s latest is bigger and bloodier than ever. Ghostface is let loose in New York City, equalling stabbier stabs and killer violence. 

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  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man


    And just like that the traditional rom com exploded like fart to flame

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    That convo between Gale and Kirby where Gale’s like “You’re a child” and Kirby says “I’m 30”….Can’t wait for this to happen to me all the time next year because unlike Kirby I do look like a literal child

  • I Was a Male War Bride

    I Was a Male War Bride


    They said shoutout to the lgbts

  • Sharper



    Sharper, now on Apple TV+, is a high-stakes game of power and greed that hits you with twist after twist. Benjamin Caron’s film is a sleek, sexy psychological thriller … until a third act that sees it almost trip and fall on the rug it’s been pulling under the audience’s feet. Still, the trickery is thrilling enough to also see past the absent answer to a key question. As the secrets of penthouse fifth avenue get exposed, those who thirst for riches and power get fucked over. And who doesn’t love that?

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