Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Se7en
  • Drive
  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Recent activity

  • Jurassic World Dominion


  • Men


  • The Bob's Burgers Movie


  • Jackass 4.5


Recent reviews

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    Probably the best cinema experience I've had in the last five years. White knuckle, fisting pumping, Hollywood blockbuster perfection.

  • Studio 666

    Studio 666


    Hate to say it, but Studio 666 has to be arguably the worst movies I've seen in cinemas since they first re opened. Basically none of this worked for me.

    I didn't expect especially great performances from Foo Fighters, they're not actors after all, but the screenplay and core narrative are inexcusably bad. The plot is so generic, not to mention stuffed with plot holes and just weird moments that shot for comedic but feel extremely silly in the worst…

Popular reviews

  • To Be Fat Like Me

    To Be Fat Like Me

    I have not seen the following movies:
    2001: A Space Odyssey
    Taxi Driver
    The Maltese Falcon
    North by Northwest
    There Will Be Blood
    City of God
    The Seventh Seal
    among other classics

    Instead of watching any of them, I decided to watch To Be Fat Like Me. I fucking hate myself.

  • Orange County

    Orange County


    I've never seen a film where every character was perfectly designed to screw over the films protagonist. Seriously Orange County basically consists of a guy getting screwed over again and again.