Favorite films

  • Cléo from 5 to 7
  • A Slightly Pregnant Man
  • Titane
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Recent activity

  • Isle of Dogs


  • The French Dispatch


  • The Grand Budapest Hotel


  • Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar


Pinned reviews

  • Columbus



    “Better get going.”
    “I know.”

    This is an attempt at a better formulation of my thoughts than my first review

    Columbus is quiet. Tenuous like the relationship it hangs around. It’s like a loose collection of memories of a relationship, all these random scenes, the mundane and the messy. It’s a story about love but not a romance (which is always my favourite type of relationship on film so i’m biased).  

    It’s sort of awe inspiring to watch. It is…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    I saw this at FIN Atlantic International Film Festival.

    As a kid I loved visiting lighthouses and seeing the lamps. They refract light in such an absorbing way - turning it into little rainbows and distorted shapes. You could stare at them for hours. The lighthouse is like this, in some ways. You just can’t look away. 

    It is absorbing and relentless. Beautifully, beautifully shot (on 35mm). Every closeup is dripping with gritty detail that you can almost smell it. The shot composition and intense monologues steam roll you through it’s runtime. It’s nasty and vulgar and ridiculous. Kind of a romp!

Recent reviews

  • Isle of Dogs

    Isle of Dogs


    White Guy Directors Be Normal About Japan challenge [impossible]

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch


    her large stupid eyes watched me pee

Popular reviews

  • New York Minute

    New York Minute


    has all of the important parts of any 2000-2005 teen movie:
    - racism
    - really poor surface level jokes
    - questionable outfits
    - black and/or gay people existing only to do a beauty transformation on white girls
    - a banging soundtrack
    - simple plan 
    - not one but two white dude romantic leads 
    - romantic subplots that are incredibly unrealistic
    - bicycle stunts!
    - dog
    - David Bowie cover

  • The Toll of the Sea

    The Toll of the Sea


    ok but why did she have to pay the sea a toll hmm? what did she do wrong other than marry a shitty white man who didn’t love her and left her alone with a child and went to marry a white woman in america and let her suffer hmmmm??????? he should have fucking died on those rocks