• Holy Spider

    Holy Spider

    ★★★★

    In the Holy city of Mashhad there’s a strange juxtaposition of holiness constrasting unholiness. Women who find themselves in dark underbelly of Mashhad confronting poverty by any means. Punished for such lewdness but the men who are quite the reason for the situation are walking free.

    Holy Spider is a must see provocation and challenge of what it means to be Holy

  • Holy Spider

    Holy Spider

    ★★★★

    One thing you might not have known regarding the film Holy Spider is the uproar it caused at Cannes with the walkout from audience at the graphic violence it portrayed.

    Does Ali Abbasi get an unfair advantage that such pearl clutching gasp heard all around Cannes gave HS international recognition. Not for the sake of story telling, but the violence and exploitive scenes of Iranian sex workers. Does it interest you to watch the brutality? Or is it the political…

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★★

    M3gan is a great metaphor of the long lasting effect too much screen time might have but also the long lasting neurological effect of being M0TH3R

  • I Wanna Dance with Somebody

    I Wanna Dance with Somebody

    ★★★

    I am totally biased. I don’t care. I’d give my life to Whitney Elizabeth Houston.
    Because if Whitney has million fans, then I'm one of them.
    If Whitney has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
    If Whitney has no fans, that means I'm DEAD.

  • Prey for the Devil

    Prey for the Devil

    ★★

    I only watched this bc we missed our screening of Halloween Ends

  • Smile

    Smile

    ★★

    It could have ended with momentum of finally burying the horse that is parental trauma and burden but it got so dragged in such comical yet silly way I got bored.

  • Orphan: First Kill

    Orphan: First Kill

    ★★★

    Esther is the mother I never had, she is the sister everybody would want. She is the friend that everybody deserves. I don’t know a better person.

  • Jack and the Beanstalk

    Jack and the Beanstalk

    ★★★★★

    All those stars for the Persian dub and the edibles.

  • Day of Wrath

    Day of Wrath

    ★★★½

    Watch this film about a literal witch-hunt in 1600s Denmark and you’ll understand why Carl Th. Dreyer had to flee Nazi occupied Denmark to Sweden right after the film’s release.

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    Alexander Skarsgård naked covered with blood and intestines, full berserk and high on agaric mushrooms.

    Me with a camera: You are doing amazing sweetie

  • Häxan

    Häxan

    ★★★★★

    Oh, to eat Satan's ass during full moon, just hot girl moments

  • My Cousin Vinny

    My Cousin Vinny

    ★★★½

    MARISA TOMEI IS MY DREAM GIRL