Favorite films

  • Love
  • Nine 1/2 Weeks
  • Blue Is the Warmest Color
  • The Karate Kid

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  • The King of Comedy


  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum


  • John Wick: Chapter 2


  • John Wick


Recent reviews

  • King of New York

    King of New York


    The most quiet and empty New York has ever been

  • The Holcroft Covenant

    The Holcroft Covenant


    Frankenheimer still having fun with shots and giving effort, with a little bit of Hitchcock vibes (average man out of his depth, jumping around Europe, and something about the early matte shot of NYC skyscrapers behind Caine’s hard architecting is evocative of ‘50s/‘60s Hitchcock). The plotting is lazy — the Euro-trotting is unmotivated and boring — and the score cheapens every scene. Not a worthless effort though.

Popular reviews

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol


    Lacks the eroticism of the other films

  • Elf



    Why didn’t the other elves build him a bed and cobble him up some shoes. 30 fucking years.