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  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Ghost World
  • Under the Skin
  • Possession

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  • Smile

    ★★

  • Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★

  • Don't Worry Darling

    ★★

  • American Movie

    ★★★★★

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  • Smile

    Smile

    ★★

    an extremely mediocre male screenwriter (is that redundant) came up to me in a public space and said “Smile is this generation’s Hereditary.”

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★

    anti-capitalist Titanic

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  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    ★★½

    Andrew Garfield is three boys in a trench coat pretending to be an adult man

  • A Simple Favor

    A Simple Favor

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this movie has literally everything: 

    -incest
    -Andrew Rannells
    -Blake Lively’s BDE
    -someone finally putting Anna Kendrick in her place
    -murderrrrrr
    -the best Jean Smart intro of all time
    -the coolest Linda Cardellini since Freaks & Geeks
    -mommy vlogs