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  • Monster House

    Monster House

    who the fuck thought the cement scene was appropriate for a children's film

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    dear you,

    as of tonight, there are 500 of you.

    back in middle school, i used to write letters to an online friend named ellie. her real name was laura, but she went by ellie. sometimes i called her larry, as a joke, and she called me tyler, as a joke.

    she had so many names that when we started writing letters to each other, like bonafide pen pals, i'd address them "dear you" -- because sometimes, even when i…