• You Hurt My Feelings

    You Hurt My Feelings


    julia louis-dreyfus is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid


    absolutely loved seeing melissa mccarthy go full on kaiju

  • Sanctuary



    the craziest episode of succession i’ve ever seen

  • Fast X

    Fast X


    jason mamoa could do joker but joaquin phoenix couldn’t do fast x 

  • The Mother

    The Mother


    must a movie be good? is j.lo kicking ass not enough?

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    a cgi raccoon just made me bawl my eyes out

  • Peter Pan & Wendy

    Peter Pan & Wendy


    jude law looked like he was having fun and that’s all that matters

  • Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.

    Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.


    rachel mcadams is god’s gift to humanity

  • Sisu



    this dude was definitely john wick’s grandpa

  • Ghosted



    this was written by chatgpt and you can’t convince me otherwise

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid


    the greatest cinematic depiction of mommy issues since psycho (1960) 

  • Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise


    this movie does for elevators what barbarian did for airbnbs